What are you, reading books again Julian? The liquor will do the driving, then well just kick back on booze control. Jim, 64. Ricky: I try to be a role model for kids around the park. Danny: [In the background] F*** OFF WITH THE F***ING ERECTIONS! The most memorable quotes from Trailer Park Boys give the show a philosophical wisdom that can only be found at the Sunnyvale Trailer Park. If some kid wants to grow dope, they can come talk to me, instead of growing dope 6 or 7 times through denial and error, they're going to get it right the first time and have some good dope. Bubbles: Maybe I have, maybe I haven't - what's it to you? Treena Lahey: See, Ricky, you're just as smart as everyone else. These things have a way of working themselves out. In March 2014, Swearnet began co-producing new seasons of the show, partnering with the streaming service Netflix to produce an eighth and ninth season, as well as three new specials. Mr. Lahey: Birds of a shitfeather flock together, Randy. ", "Man, I Hope It's Not A F******* Samsquanch, I Hate Those F****** B*******. Go talk to Barb, tell her you were too stoned at the time and you need to think about it. In-between numerous jail stints, the boys spent their time cultivating their plants, avoiding cops, and navigating fatherhood. Bubbles: Green Bastard, from parts unknown. The Most Epic Trailer Park Boys Quotes #1. Oh, for f*cks sakes! Ricky: I know how to pronouce it, I ordered f***ing galapeno. Survival of the fitness, boys. Ricky, #30. Jim Lahey: Smoky outfit? Julian: Calm down Ricky, I'm just grabbing some take-out. If It Doesnt, You Dont Own It. The best quotes from Trailer Park Boys are both hilarious and ridiculous. Its hard to admit it but, Mum, Im white. J-Roc, 85. Julian: Listen, Ricky, you're only at school for one reason, and that's to sell drugs. Randy: What are you talking about, J-Roc? ", "Ricky, Can't We Just Have One Day Of No Yelling And No Horses*** And Just Play Some F****** Hockey? Sarah: No, J-Roc's not crazy. I smoked a lot of f*ckin hash that night. This man cant represent anyone your Honor! Julian: These people are terrible. Quotes. Well, when I was a little guy, I always wanted to go up into space, be a spaceman. Trevor: I'm not going to say "who's there" man. Treena Lahey: OK, What's the capital of Nova Scotia? ", "Should I Be Getting Baked For This, Boys? You're going to be Ricky. J-Roc: Randy, sometimes, you're fat. ", "I Don't Want To Be Known As The Guy Who Walks Up And Slaps Dadonkadonks. Im down with Plato and Socrates and I like to get busy with all the ladies. Bubbles, 49. Julian: He took the doll with him everywhere. A lot of people might say Im stupid; I dont know; I dont think I am. The kitty-loving cart thief lives in a shed, but somehow, he's the anchor that keeps his friends Ricky (Robb Wells), and Julian (John Paul Tremblay) grounded. Bubbles: Well, that's a little harsh. J-Roc: What are you lookin' at my eyes for? This heres my shed, right here. Do you have a search warranty? Ricky, #29. You wanna see a rocket go, Randy? Trailer Park Boys J-Roc Quotes "In this park it's one muthafucka for one and all muthafucka for all muthafucka's" - J Roc "We ain't down with killin', we down with chillin'. 1.1 Take Your Little Gun and Get Out of My Trailer Park 1.2 Fuck Community College, Let's Get Drunk and Eat Chicken Fingers 1.3 Mr. Lahey's Got My Porno Tape! Season 10 premiered on Netflix on March 28, 2016.A new 8-part series, Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park: Europe, became available for streaming on Netflix on October 28, 2016. Mr. Lahey: Randy just doesn't understand. Randy puts on a Cheeseburger picnic to announce his 'no tolerance' policy towards outstanding lot fees. Youre here for one reason and thats to sell drugs, okay? Bubbles: Ricky, just - everybody, we'll all f*** off at the same time. Trailer Park Boys: Directed by Mike Clattenburg. Mr. Lahey: I might shoot you, and then I might shoot myself. Mr. Lahey: Let's cut to the chase Rick. Ricky: F***ing squirrel on my shoulder just told me to f*** off! Bubbles: What Mr Lahey? Bubbles: Not just that Ricky, but you're supposed to get married to somebody that you think is special, not just somebody that f***in' fires a lunch together for you and you go and get your freak on with. Hey there, yeah, I haul shopping carts out of ponds and sell them back to the store for a living, I've been doing it for eighteen years, so give me a f***ing check please. That's how you pronounce it. Once a trailer park boy, always a trailer park boy. Ricky, 2. Well I was plannin on takin the blame, cuz I mean there is a pretty good chance that I did it. No license, registration, insurance, not a f*ckin thing. Bubbles, 45. Randy: No! I'm gay. Thats not gonna happen. Survival of the fitness, boys. Ricky, 17. Jamie, how many 29-year-old record company presidents operate out of their moms trailers? Ricky: I gotta kill this f***in puppet, Julian. You gotta let them have a bit of freedom. Ricky, 36. Detective Ted Johnson: Precisely what I said. You get that lawnmower J-Roc: [making a turntable motion in the air] Nobody can understand what you're brrrrrrzzzzzss-sayin'! Officer Erica Miller: Stop staring at my tits, Bubbles. Shes not gonna be wearing one of those Cubic Zarcarbian things, shes gotta have a nice ring. Ricky, 92. Lifes good. Ray, 84. Ricky: [Hallucinating while peeing against the side of a building] Telling me to f*** myself? The kitty-loving cart thief . they don't wanna pull in and. He might be a bit of a goof, but hes not a punk. Bubbles, 47. This heres my shed, right here. Bubbles: No I'll tell you what's gonna happen, she can take half your sh*t man. Why wouldn't you put the alien trevors on a mule and send them over the border like a regular drug dealer ya f***in idiot! Bubbles: [rhetorically] Does it really launch? The Best Movies About Having A Midlife Crisis. So f*** off and let me fix the brakes for my daughter and then I'll help you with the hash. Yeah. Look at that! Click here if you want more funnyRicky quotes. Dont those circumstances sound like the perfect breeding ground for all sorts of nuggets of wisdom? Trevor: Hey guys I found a mushroom that looks like a cock. Oh, remember, Corey and Trevor were up there with the screwdrivers and the wrenches. You're buying dope off of *Sam*? Randy: And I don't care. Cyrus: And give me those f***ing guns too, boys! I mean, if I had read more books or tried to go on to college and different things like that Id be dead right now because people say books and college are for to make you smarter, but they can also be for to make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. Ricky, 31. I might shoot you, and then I might shoot myself. Ricky: [to Randy] Listen man, if you go down to the store and pick me up some "ja-lap-ano" chips and $2 worth of pepperoni, I'll hang out with you for a bit. Everything worked out, the gang saw the band play, and now they have t-shirts to commemorate the day. The liquor feels like a familiar pair of slippers that you put on and sit in front of the fire. Jim, 57. I was never an important Mall-Cop like you, Rick. J-Roc: [while being carried away by the police for recording porn in his trailer] Gotta get my smoke machine, ya know what I'm sayin'? In "Rub 'N Tiz'zug," Bubbles finds himself alone with his cats and watching a "samsquanch" documentary and gets scared when he hears a rustling outside, leading to one of the funniest Bubbles quotes. If youre anything like me and my friends, you probably cant get enough of Canadas most loveable delinquents. Does it say anything about you rippin' off insurance companies, pretendin' to be in a wheelchair then gettin' caught drunk, dancin' with ho's makin' porn flicks? Ricky: What if I want to be Bubbles? Whats crackin, yall? Shes gonna marry you. Julian, 72. It's wholly understandable that Bubbles wants to go see one of the best bands of all time, but it's Mike Smith's delivery that makes this line so hysterical. We'll do it your way. Phil Collins: Listen boy, when you're under my roof, it's my rules, and burgers is all about them rules. Phil Collins: Peanut butter and jaaaaaaaaammmmmmm! You can, but you still gotta get up in the morning. Ricky, #19. Get to work. Perhaps you've heard of them? Think, okay. Basically, if you wanna tell the children they cant do something theyre gonna want to do it more. That was the only thing I had, that my parents gave me before they f*cking deserted me in this shed, which I don't have anymore! The bullet will go through the doll and kill Bubbles. Just remember Lahey, what comes around is all around. Ricky, 22. Unfortunately, he's also best friends with Ricky, who doesn't always give him the best advice. You could teach, livin' in a car and growin' dope 101. There will be no jeopardization of the people in this park. Im not a pessimist; Im an optometrist. Ricky, #31. At this point in time, the glasses-wearing shed-resident was fed up with Randy and Lahey after the duo bamboozled the group out of tickets to see Rush live. [Addressing unborn child] Hey, lemme tell you somethin' little maf***er. Will it be you, Rick? Jim, 63. Mr. Lahey: I beg your pardon; I was only a real cop. You guys don't always know what's best. I'm not as smart as everyone else. Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't cause that's the f***ing way she goes. Bubbles: [Later] F***in' way she goes and erections ruined the whole f***ing night. You could teach living in a car and growing dope 101! Jim, 60. "I can't wait to start fuckin hammering people." - Green Bastard, Parts Unknown. Theyre indeed victims of poor living standards. Actually I did. This thing heres smarter than me, I guess, but it has a battery. Ricky, 30. I'm hallucinating, man. . [grabs bag of chips out of Ricky's hand, rips it open and and covers Trevor's wounds with it]. And why do you look like Indianapolis Jones? That's not gonna f***ing happen. A great memorable quote from the Trailer Park Boys movie on Quotes.net - Ricky: Rush's don't do stuff like that. Peace!" - J Roc "My rhymes and mic are like a corporate merger, they go together like Randy's gut and cheeseburger" - J Roc Trailer Park Boys is a popular Canadian sitcom/mockumentary focusing on the misadventures of ex-convicts living in fictional Sunnyvale Trailer Park which is located near Halifax, Nova Scotia. I don't trust that f***in' guy, I don't. So I dont know what his problem is. Ricky, 9. Bubbles: Well, that depends - can you go f*** yourself? I dont want a pharmaceutical boner, I want a boner made from love. Randy, 90. They got these lyrics about. And basically my attitude is, I don't cause problems in this park. Hes not a punk. Let me be the first to officially welcome yall ma-f*ckas to my brand-new joint: Scrilla Villa! JRoc, #3. He loves it so much, in fact, that he made his own persona in "The Green B*stard," resulting in one of the most memorable Trailer Park Boys storylines and Bubbles quotes. how trees are talking to each other, and how different sides of your brain works, and outer space bullshit. 5. Julian: Never mind. Beyond the keyboard and the screen, Im someone whos out to enjoy every bit that life has to offer! Ricky: What, are you stupid? Believe it or not ma, some people think Im gonna make it in this rap game, know what Im sayin. J-Roc. Julian: In sixth grade Bubbles made this puppet he called Conky. Mr. Lahey: Search your feelings. [Ricky goes over the department store's public address system]. Web. ", One Time I Was Making A Model, And I Glued The Wing Of A B-17 Bomber To My Bird By Accident., "Well, When I Was A Little Guy, I Always Wanted To Go Up Into Space, Be A Spaceman. Trevor: Hey Mr. Lahey, Julian's out here lifting weights with his shirt off and he wants you to come out and have a drink with him. Ricky: What do you mean? "What's crackin', y'all? He can smoke a pound in a single bound. Ricky: Yeah, well, your dad is a bit of an idiot. Carpenters, electricians, dishwashers, floor cleaners, lawyers, doctors, f***ing politicians, CBC employees, principals, people who paint the lines on the f***in' road. Throughout the episode, Bubbles gets more and more intoxicated and even tried yelling into a cop's walkie-talkie. Julian: The Empty Closet Huh, why am I not surprised? Stay focused, man. Julian, 71. Im not running over a kitty to save Ricky! Bubbles, 96. The real cops Randy, not the crazy, fake trailer park, drunk, fat gut crazy cops. Bubbles, 48. Ricky: Hehe. Ive been living in these most of my life. But, instead of doing good and doing their best to rise above it, they chose a more problematic path. Bubbles: That depends, can you go f*** yourself? STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Peace! J-roc, 88. Further production has not been renewed, but future seasons have not been ruled out of the question. Ricky: Two f***ing idiots who don't know when to come around and buy dope. Who in this park, or even in the whole world, doesnt have problems? His door starts to creep open, and it looks like one of those hairy guys is trying to break in, so he calls up Ricky, who happens to be watching the same show, and they beat the monster with baseball bats. Why dont you get a life, Rick? A good example was when Bubbles questioned his sobriety levels after trying Ricky's new strain before a meat-stealing operation in "I F******g Miss Cory And Trevor" which he then messed up despite Ricky telling him to smoke more. Go on with your wallet. Keep Lahay and Randy distracted, make a few bucks. The only difference between me and you is a couple of drinks. Jim, 62. I live out here in a car and Ive got everything I need and Im happy! I am Jim Lahey, and I am your trailer park supervisor. Jim, 7. Jim Lahey: You know whats at work here? And why do you look like Indianapolis Jones? Our goal is to provide our readers with the best collections of quotes on topics like love, life, relationships and more. I got a good idea! If it comes back to you, you own it. Ricky: Look Julian, I was baked out of my f***ing mind, it seemed like a good idea at the time alright? Vote up your favorite quotes from Trailer Park Boys and vote down any quotes you didn't like, regardless of which character says it. Lists of comedy shows in all their iterations, from classic sitcoms to avant-garde dark comedies. Bubbles: Well Randy, I've got some burger meat at my shed, I'll cook some up for you, if that'll diffuse the situation! For only $1.99 a month or $19.99 a year, get exclusive access to hilarious new weekly content, plus hundreds of hours of videos straight from Sunnyvale Trailer Park and the SwearNet studios. Ricky wont give me my kitty. Bubbles, 97. I could do you right now. Detective Ted Johnson: We'll see you soon, Rick. Seems to me, like you should be able to understand and be sympathetic to what it's like to be pregnant, dawg. That's my f*cking bubble maker! Was it awesome? Ricky, 38. There's nothing like a few drinks to celebrate your best friend getting out of prison. Like, Ill go to f*ckin jail, you know what Im sayin, cause Im hard, right? Sam Losco: [is stoned from the shrooms he ate in the hot dog before the speech] Who's there? I'm ashamed of myself. Cory: J-Roc raps about gangsters & guns, pimps & hos and Compton. Bubbles: Does it really launch? He just fucking loves it. In the plot, the team of misfits plans illegal ways to make money. Danny: [shouts] For f*** sakes, Ricky! Listen, Bubs. Trailer Park Boys has given us some greasy quotes over the years, but no one is quite as relatable as Bubbles. Whenever they go out with Ricky and Julian, what happens? It's like telling the NWA to stop being black. Conky: Woohoo! This is my trailer. The abyss. Ricky: 'Closed for renovations'? Youre probably on drugs or confused or something like you usually are. Julian, 77. Talk to you later. Why don't ya go to community college like Julian here. Bubbles often plays dual roles as both the conscience and the heart of the Trailer Park Boys, and he has dropped a number of amazing Bubbles quotes that compete with some of the best 'Rickyisms' from the series due to how relatable they are to fans. Phil Collins: Peanut butter and jaaaaaaaaaaam! Ray: Oh 'low profile'? Bubbles has a unique form of passive-aggressiveness that doesn't quite understand the meaning of the term, as he will always endeavor to be polite to everyone around him while also making sure to let anyone know if he's mad at them, and audiences definitely all felt like doing the same thing. Lahey, is this you talkin or the liquor?, Randy I am the liquor. Randy and Lahey, #11. I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. Mr. Lahey: You might be sexy, Julian, but you can't teach me anything about liquor. Bubbles: Turn that thing off, he's pullin' his goalie! Randy: Does anyone else want anything while I'm down there? Ricky: You're on f***ing camera, what the f*** were you doing, J-roc? Lucy, Ill be a better father than you will ever be. Ricky, 93. As wicked as they are, the characters of the Trailer Park Boys mockumentary series all have some outstanding zingers! Ray: 'The trailer was gulfing with flames'? Bubbles: Oh, for f***-sakes. Bubbles: He just waltzes in there, and becomes the king of the carts. Ricky: [Cory and Trevor are putting up signs for Sam Losco] What the f*** are you doing? [Lahey has been dumbstruck throughout all of this]. How's that for a start? "Trailer Park Boys Quotes." Looks like Bubbles has got wings on his back and he's strangling Mike Bullard! It was kind of like his confidante. When Rush comes to town, the residents of Sunnyvale are eager to see them, and that's exactly what Bubbles did in "Closer To The Heart." We Gotta Go Get Rush Tickets! The whole ordeal results in cheating and too many people in the ring, getting everyone disqualified. Ricky, cant we just have one day of no yelling and just play some hockey? Bubbles, 46. Ricky: Changed, my ass! Get two birds stoned at once. Ricky, 21. 18 Apr. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Julian: Listen, pretend you're on mushrooms, alright? Despite featuring explicit topics, it is a go-to show if you want to de-stress alone or with your friends. J-Roc: Oh what, you a'int pregnant with a bucket of chicken? Well, I mean I did do it. Ricky: Yeah, it was like, even though Bubbles was Bubbles, he was two people at the same time as bein' Bubbles. There's nothing more Canadian than the trailer park boys haggling with one of the best Trailer Park Boys celebrity cameo guests Gord Downy of the legendary Canadian rock group The Tragically Hip, about chicken, but that's exactly what happened in the music video for "The Darkest One," which includes one of the funniest Bubbles quotes. Beware, the Sh*t Winds are a-comin'. Im just happy Im in a position where I can do something like that. Ricky, 94. Mr. Lahey, we weren't rehearsing for a play. "Hope you don't run into samsquanch." - Bubbles, 'Trailer Park Boys'. What happened to the guy I made love with in the bathroom of the Kentucky Fried Chicken? Bubbles: Ricky, what are you talking about? [the camera turns to a shocked Bubbles, who akwardly turns away]. Uhh, and hopefully they've got some, space weed there, over. Season 11 premiered on March 31, 2017. It was kinda like his confidant. I don't wanna stay here with that drunk bastard. Ricky: Take-out my ass, looks to me like you're on a date with cinnamon-roll-f***in-head. Enjoy! Season 8 premiered on September 5, 2014, followed by Season 9 on March 27, 2015. Hot hamburger sandwiches! And you can teach how to get drunk, get fired from the police force become a lousy trailer park supervisor that sucks, hangs around with a f***in' idiot that doesn't wear a shirt and looks like a dick but thinks he looks good 101. Poetry, philosophy, history, and movies are all topics I love writing about! Im ashamed of myself. Im ashamed of myself. Through the quotes Ive read, collected, organized, and written about, I found that humans are resilient, creative, and compassionate. I mean I love him dearly, but I hate Ricky more. Ricky: [Narrating] I may have called him a male prostitute. You know, theres certain accidents where you may be drunk and on drugs, but its gonna happen anyway whether you are or youre not. Ricky, #17. I mean how many fathers can give a nine-year-old daughter a car? Heres what I know, Rick. Lucy: You might be able to fool the FBI, but you cant fool the FB-me. Jim, 58. Ricky: Come on, man, you can't tell me to do that. Ricky: Hotel Security! [pronounces it "Nay-Saw"]. No license, registration, insurance, not a f*ckin thing. Bubbles, #5. I am Gloria Louden, the head writer and editor here at VLaurie. Ricky: Rocket people? The boys sell their entire honey oil output to Sebastian Bach, but to seal the deal for the trailer park, Julian has to do something truly terrible. The most memorable quotes from Trailer Park Boys give the show a philosophical wisdom that can only be found at the Sunnyvale Trailer Park. The Greatest Cartoon Comedy Shows Ever Made, The Greatest Sitcoms of the 2010s, Ranked, Great One-Season Wonders on Comedy Central, Get Two Birds Stoned At Once With The Best Quotes From 'Trailer Park Boys'. I am Jim Lahey, and *I am your trailer park supervisor!*. Bubbles certainly enjoyed his own share of the cannabis smoked during the series, though he also usually had a good head on his shoulders and knew that it was important to stay sober for important occasions and events that demanded his full attention, resulting in one of the most memorable Bubbles quotes. Bubbles: You're not really marrying Lahey's ex-wife are ya? Jim Lahey: The way the sh*t clings to the air Randy Jim Lahey: Its already started my dear good friend. You don't fuck with me, I'm not gonna fuck with you. Ricky: Trevor will you please stop thinking about c*cks for two seconds. If some kid wants to grow dope, they can come talk to me, instead of growing dope six or seven times through denial and error, theyre going to get it right the first time and have some good dope. Ricky, 3. That's my first problem. Ricky: Yeah, it was like, even though Bubbles was Bubbles, he was two people at the same time as bein' Bubbles. Ricky: You know what Randy, you're totally right and you know what I'm gonna do for ya? And then he turned into a sh*t-bonfire and then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging sh*t-firestorm. We gotta go get Rush tickets! But he got pissed off at me, saying 'Oh, you kidnapped me!' These Rickyisms are ranked from best to worst by fans like you. I try to be a role model for kids around the park. Mr. Let me be the first to officially welcome y'all ma-f*ckas to my brand-new joint: Scrilla Villa!" JRoc #3. F*ck, I missed jail this year. Bubbles (singing to Randy while drunk): F***in' Randy's gut, is full of dirty old cheeseburgers! Trailer Park Boys is a series that portrays life under substance abuse, violence, theft, and poverty. Then I just kept eating. Ricky, #14. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. If some kid wants to grow dope, they can come talk to me. Sarah: It's fine with me if Julian wants to take Trevor and Corey out for an afternoon or whatever, as long as he treats them properly. More Trailer Park Boys quotes Collection Edit Buy Jim Lahey: You know whats at work here? On June 19, 2017, the cast confirmed that the twelfth season had been greenlit and that filming had begun. The thing with me is that I am smart and Im smelf, Im self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things Ive selflike self-learned myself. Ricky: Get the f*** of the stage ya idiot! This man's drunk as f***, he's on drugs, he's a male prostitute. We aint down with killin, we down with chillin. [after Julian shoots Conky the puppet in the face, breaking Bubbles out of his temporary insanity]. Burgers were good to me and theyre good to you! Phil Collins, 78. They get into all sorts of shenanigans along the way, mostly related to their marijuana business and other petty criminal activities. Huh? Dino, call head office. The story follows Julian, Bubbles, Ricky, and their dirty schemes in the trailer park hood in Nova Scotia, Canada. Ricky: Somebody whose ex-wife owns the trailer park is the only reason you got the job as trailer park supervisor; you got fired from the police force 'cause you f***ed up bigtime, but we're not gonna' talk about that, are we? I see where they're comin' from, trying to make their deadlines, but Ray's been firing them all over the park like he's still drivin' a truck! Julian: Rick, who the hell are you talking to? Ricky: [about their illegal gas station] Unleaded, blue container. Randy: Well that would make Sam, Dorothy. After all, throughout the show, movies, and specials, the characters have been put through a lot. I paid ten f***in' dollars! If You Love Something, Let It Go. But Bubbles took the blame, so once someone takes the blame, whaddya do? But, you can never assume plans to be executed perfectly. Trailer Park Boys TV Series 2001-2018 TV-MA 30m IMDb RATING 8.6 /10 46K YOUR RATING Rate POPULARITY 646 39 Play trailer 0:35 3 Videos 99+ Photos Comedy Crime Three petty felons have a documentary made about their life in a trailer park. Julian: Ray, does the Bible also say something about committing Insurance Fraud by sitting in a wheelchair and then going to jail because you got caught dancing with two hookers totally drunk while doing a porn movie, does the Bible say anything about that? Bubbles: Ricky that's not very good. There are three films in the series: The Movie, released on October 6, 2006; Countdown to Liquor Day, released on September 25, 2009; and Don't Legalize It, released on April 18, 2014. Dont miss out on this list weve created just for you! Some people in poverty make the most of what they have and garner the drive to rise above the challenges. Bubbles: (singing) F*ckin' Randy's gut, it's full of dirty little cheeseburgers Ricky: No. Who is your favorite character? You know how it starts? I, for one, am up to the challenge! [Ricky drives to the police station, trying to get himself arrested]. Since the fellas have been around for so long, I dont doubt that there are many more excellent statements I didnt include. Ricky (While hiding behind Phil during the shoot-out with Sam) Sam, you're fucking losing it, bud. Come out with your hands up Ricky: Wicked. But its like, I kinda like my freedom, too, at the same time, know what I mean? J-Roc, 89. When it comes to Bubbles, there are few things he loves more than his kitties. You f***in' taste it. He ended up getting thrown in the drunk-tank when everything was said and done. Sam Losco: I knew a guy who got shot twice in one day, he was a real dick. Julian: You're going to play yourself. A-fuckin-atodaso!" - Ricky LaFleur 2- "Lucy, I will make you have a eternity test if I have to" - Ricky LaFleur 3- "I don't do as much coke as you do. Trailer Park Boys Cheeseburger Quotes Conky Trailer Park Boys Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes Buddha Quotes Confucius Quotes John F. Kennedy Quotes John Lennon Quotes Mahatma Gandhi Quotes. Jail used to be so f*ckin cool, but now, its big-time f*cked! Ricky, #21. With the October 2017 death of actor John Dunsworth, the show is presumed on unannounced hiatus, although all previous series are still popular on Netflix. Listen, boy, when youre under my roof, its my rules, and burgers are all about them rules. If it comes back to you, you own it. Unfortunately, being an astronaut is really difficult if you don't have good eyesight, and that deterred audiences' favorite Sunnyvale Trailer Park resident. Mr. Lahey: You guys are under arrest for grand theft swayze train! Treena Lahey: You're not as bad as my dad says. He recruited Bubbles to star in the movie once again after their first attempt was interrupted, and as they were heading towards the filming location Bubbles teased how excited he was by busting out one of the funniest Bubbles quotes. Im probably smarter than that, I mean. Ricky: I don't know, Bubbles. Ricky: Don't you have some offs to f*** there, boys? A link is only as long as your longest strong chain. Ricky, 20. I don't know! I don't care if the whole world knows that we like to dress up, that we like to have some fun and that, we're a couple. I don't want motherf***ers seeing me gettin' changed! It's not everyday somebody f***ing asks you to get married, is it? Sh*t-waves. Julian: SAM. Your not thinking about going back on the street are you Randy? Are there any other quotes that youd like us to add? Bubbles: Do you want to see a rocket go, Randy? Ray: How's it going? That was the only thing I had, that my parents gave me before they f*cking deserted me in this shed, which I dont have anymore! Unleaded tastes a little tangy. Stay focused, man. Julian, #15. Ricky: I love all creatures like gophers and deerts, and those things that fly and everything else, but fuck seagulls. Ricky: Don't even f***in' start with me today, Lahey! Who will look after my kitties? Bubbles, #22. It's pretty f***ing cool Julian. What if you marry her and it doesn't work out? If it doesnt, you dont own it and if it doesnt youre an *sshole, just like you. Bubbles, 5. 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